clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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