Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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