I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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