No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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