Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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