idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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