whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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