Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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