Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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