why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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