spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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