69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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