called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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