i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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