So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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