you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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