it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
