Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
he fucked my hip out of place.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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