i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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