Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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