You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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