How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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