marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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