How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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