I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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