The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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