Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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