in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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