God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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