Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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