just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
i think im in europe. pls send help
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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