This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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