I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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