Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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