How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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