No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
So. Much. Porn.
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