I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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