She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
