...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
