evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
