Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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