All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Randomize
