I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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