she peed on how many people?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize