I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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