I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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