It's just like the Real World with babies
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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