Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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