Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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