real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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