Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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