Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
